I wear turtlenecks more often.

I tried on a hat that I thought Jimmy Smith might wear.

I began doubting whether Tommy Lee was, in fact, fuckin' awesome.

I considered changing my three year old son's name to Thelonious or Pharaoh.

I told my wife a song was a good example of "hard bop."

I got into a chat room discussion about Joe Morello's style, without being absolutely sure what instrument he plays.

I've said "`Trane." Out loud.

African-Americans seem to like me more.

I bought old-fashioned Ray Bans.